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DEAR ASSHOLE CAT. THANKS FOR BARFING ON MY FLOOR. I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU AT THE SAME TIME. STOP PUKING ON MY SHIT OR I’LL STOP FEEDING YOU. >:C NO, NOT REALLY BUT I REALLY WANT TO STOP. WITH HATE BUT LOVE, ME.

Not really but ok

Look at this thing! Not as long as I’m used to, but a lot thicker! I’m looking forwards to showing you folks just how well I can ride this bad boy later tonight~

Thanks to my great friend Mark for getting me a jersey of my favourite player in my favourite hockey team! <3I know this is like the worst time to post but I have a bunch of stuff in my computer’s [IN] folder and I gotta post some of this stuff before

not really, but hey, let’s perpetuate the stereotype, mmkay?

31-32.How convenient. Also pretend the lab is dark I didn’t feel like shading it. Not quite the BIG UPDATE I wanted but eh. Will see what else I can crank out tonight.

I don’t wanna play anymoreeee. Because I finished. :P And I’m not horny anymore. But it was super fun tho.Thankss to all who helped me cum. :)ily k byes-princess

I love my friends husband to death but he is really chatty and literally right when I get up to go pee … he’s calling me…Ignored it and tried to go pee first but he then texted 3 times beggin Me to call back fast so I stopped and called

duxwontobey:I’m making a dnd campaign and need ideas for loot, since it’ll be a heist game! Throw me an ask or reply to this with ideas, i wanna get a good mix of cool shit. post cancelled already

rivialle-heichou: 頭を冷やす6/RAK(ラク) With permission from artist to repost [please do not remove source]

superbrybread: I’ve seen far too many people be like “haha that’s not how DJing actually works!”

let's break furniture

to all my friends under 5'5

You seem to always be too busy for me. I’m trying not to be such an attention whore but I’m not really seeing you as much as I’d like and I’m trying to be ok with giving you enough space. I’m trying to make sure I’m

s-innlich: Stahp. Seeing pictures from this set makes me hate soulgeeker a little bit each time. Not really.

Phasma with Baker’s Globe Mallow, a plant that needs fire in order to germinate. Originally intended it to be the first of a three-part things for prints, but scrapping this attempt and redoing them with preliminary sketches hand-drawn to keep things

allonsysaidhe: ”Listen, I’m flattered, really, but I’m not this doctor bloke you’re going on about. Funny though, you’re not the first person to ask me that. But you’re wasting your time I’m afraid; I’m not him.”

$knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: I’ve got a gigantic bruise on my foot, and I’m more or less positive i’ve got a hairline fracture in there. going to go to bed and then go and see my doc. im too fuckin young for this shit. it’s cancer im$

knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: I’ve got a gigantic bruise on my foot, and I’m more or less positive i’ve got a hairline fracture in there. going to go to bed and then go and see my doc. im too fuckin young for this shit. it’s cancer im

420memes: one side of the shirt says “nerds rule” and the other side says “i have an inferiority complex because i was called smart when i was young but i realized when i got older that i am not really that smart”

I’ve actually been doing pretty well the past few weeks, probably because I’ve been doing a lot of visiting and all that. but this morning I had my throat catch and I remembered what I found out a few weeks ago and just. things felt weird.

Im really sorry to ask but could i please have some positive reinforcement right now?

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:brxkenpetal:☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A MASTURBATION TIP THAT’S FUCKING CTHULHU OR SOME SHIT ABOUT TO EAT MY GODDAMN CAR I’M NOT JERKING ITI am

So, like, this is going to sound bias since it’s unabashedly my favorite show, but Steven Universe is a truly fantastic show. I like a whole lot of things but I’m aware there’s not really an objective judge of quality, it’s all about the individual

I went to visit my grandma today at the pier by where she lives, which was nice. But I only got, like, 3-4 hours of sleep last night and I’m not tired, really, but I am kind of out of it so everything feels weird.anyway, while I was out I saw a place

cat-boots: give him his clothes back, falco, this is not appropriate workplace conduct

sometimes I don’t yet have a migraine (or auras, which precede migraines) and might not even get one that day, but I can feel it just lurking around the corner, deciding on whether or not to come and ruin my day. Like, just move along, buddy, I don’t

crewniverse-tweets: New merch!!TweetCN SHOPAmazon The fact that like half the merch is just her face is really funny to me for some reason

Its funny that Ive had a lot of time off from work recently (not really, but time off that’s not expected seems to be longer) but it hasnt really been restful and while I haven’t been completely ok, at least Ive been kind of productive. just

senet: princess-kally: lady-blackwell: I ship it. :| I’ve ficced it (+Rishid!) :| No shame. Don’t ship, but boy do they look beautiful. <3 No ship either. But this is pretty and they are absolutely stunning as always~

yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: sunNY AND CONNOR MAKE ME REALLY UPSET OH NO I THINK I KNOW WHO SUNNY IS BUT NOT REALLY BUT I DO BUT I DONT YOU DONT WANNA KNOW YOU DONT.

i feel really restless right now because i really want to dye my hair pink but i’m not really sure what’s gonna happen after i do that because my family is the type to start drama no matter what. i mean like. it’s my hair and i

imagine noiz trying to be sexy for koujaku and doing those stupid ~men’s fantasy~ scenarios, like wearing nothing but an apron - even going the whole nine yards and saying to him when he gets home from work “welcome back~ how was work? would

aobabe → koujakitsune

feenie-wright: ok i used to only crack headcanon nick as phoenix “”“cool dad”“” wright but now its turned into more of a real headcanon Read More

a picnic by startime2 I’d never seen the artist before tonight but my word are they fantastic! This one reminds me of Jayy and Tase, though I seriously doubt she’d allow him to lay on her like that, heh. Whomever the actual characters were that inspired

bad bitch, long weave, phat ass. all the qualities to turn me straight.

i need to go to a pray the gay away camp

he could cheat on me, take my dog and steal my car and i’d still go around braggin like “yeah, i fucked dis nigga *kim parker laugh*”

When I'm forced to participate in gym class:

I make fanart of my own splices because I am a narcissist. :D

I spent my new years with my coworkers, who i pretty much hooked up. and my boyfriend had dinner with his family and went to bed early. not really how i thought this was gonna go… but i guess it makes sense. i know he isnt forever. and thats okay.

dorkstrider: moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog they have seen things i am not proud of

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

Not really, but it feels like it on certain days.

thank you to the people who said nice things on the bobs video, I think im so funny but 98% of the time I am not really

I talked to him about it before the last time it happened (she was literally jumping up and down calling his name then played with his hair and told him how he looks good with stubble .. vomit) and he reassures me he likes me not her but ughhghgh thank

Look guys, I think the GTA au with Steven Universe would be kinda cool, but over all I’m not really for it. I really don’t wanna imagine Steven in that kinda of setting ya know? I would appreciate it if I didn’t get any more questions regarding

powtothenuts: some really moving dialogue from Quest For Gem Magic

I am so impatient I’m trying to convert my video file to the proper setting so I can make my speed paint video and it’s taking foREVER

soo since this got asked several times I gave it a try bUT I can’t really make a proper tutorial since I don’t use guidelines or anything and there’s nothing to explain ahh no idea if this can be of help or not, anyways here’s

not really, but she can dream

Merrill rivalmance update 2 (spoilers ahead): so merrill is a mean little puppy eye’d elf oolololol i did the “a new path” quest where u go with merrill to see her demon locked up in a cave AND ASKS ME TO GO SO IN CASE SHE TURNS INTO

merrilly replied to your post: merrilly replied to your … its not really about offending, its about… not using words that promote harmful attitudes. but yeah! its a really commonly used word so i understand that ppl might not know how bad it

not really sure why i drew this….. but it was fun lol

I’m so close to having a mental break because of stubborn belly fat that hasn’t budged

Can’t sleep so here I am up at 1:30am really seriously debating purchasing a waffle maker that makes heart shaped waffles. Pls advise.

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